Operation Shit ‘n Split 
Jose Gerardo: Sovereign Nation Builder 
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Mime Vs. Clowns: What’s Even Real Anymore? 
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Jose Gerardo: Sovereign Nation Builder
When I first got word that this guy, Jose Gerardo had declared independence from Los Santos and established his own...
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Mime Vs. Clowns: What’s Even Real Anymore?
A few days ago I had the pleasure of interviewing the self-proclaimed 'Lord of Whispers'; the enigmatic leader of the...
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Police Punching Down on Local Businessfolk
In what can only be described as the greatest journalistic achievement of my underappreciated career, Weazel News has obtained EXCLUSIVE...
Mimes Fire Back at Former Clown
In a dramatic turn of events yesterday, The Barron, notorious underlord of Los Santos' powerful mime syndicate, confronted Bobby Beldrum...
UPDATE: Operation Squatch Watch
Two officers who were later identified as Dee LinQ and Opal Pryce were overheard discussing their plans for the future...