Mime Vs. Clowns: What’s Even Real Anymore?

A few days ago I had the pleasure of interviewing the self-proclaimed ‘Lord of Whispers’; the enigmatic leader of the mime contingent here in Los Santos. He was kind enough to shed some light on this situation, from his perspective, and I speak for everyone here at Weazel when I say, thanks sir! Though the gesture was quite forthcoming, it makes me wonder what will be the final outcome of this increasingly bloody conflict. What began as an underground dispute has now spilled into public view with the emergence of anti-clown propaganda posters appearing throughout town – manifestos explicitly targeting my old buddy Chatterbox and his associates, portraying them as violent aggressors rather than victims.

As numerous citizens have reported these unsettling materials to our newsroom, Weazel News has launched a thorough investigation into their origins and veracity. The posters contain serious allegations including murder and destruction, alongside cryptic numerical sequences that experts are still attempting to decode. LSPD has yet to comment on whether these materials constitute a legitimate security threat or merely inflammatory rhetoric, they’re unfortunately too busy punching down on the Cypress block to care. I left my interview with the mime lord feeling quite conflicted. The clowns are my oldest friends by a long shot, but these mimes were not only welcoming, but made some surprisingly compelling points about their life and culture.