Mimes Fire Back at Former Clown

In a dramatic turn of events yesterday, The Barron, notorious underlord of Los Santos’ powerful mime syndicate, confronted Bobby Beldrum in a heated exchange at City Hall that shocked onlookers. Beldrum, a battle hardened veteran of the infamous Mime War, was excommunicated from the dwindling clown faction last year. The verbal sparring escalated quickly until Yuri Popov, The Barron’s right hand, stepped in with a devastating blow. With the clown community reduced to a handful of survivors following years of internal struggle warfare with mimes, this public humiliation of Beldrum getting owned about his embarrassing ejection from his own club marks a potential breaking point in the city’s longest running underground conflict. Though the mimes claim so seek unity with the clowns, sources suggest The Barron and his ilk may be looking to finally eliminate all remaining opposition to the mime syndicate’s stranglehold on Los Santos forever.