LSPD Officer Carelessly Rams Innocent Bystander
Early this evening a crowd gathered at the Ft. Zancudo Airforce Base as reports came in about Officer Vi Gray...
Police Misconduct
LOCAL HERO OFFICER RESPONDS TO WEAZEL NEWS CHAOS
In what can only be described as the pinnacle of my journalistic career, I, Travis Rashguard, owner of the barely-functioning...
Police Punching Down on Local Businessfolk
In what can only be described as the greatest journalistic achievement of my underappreciated career, Weazel News has obtained EXCLUSIVE...
UPDATE: Operation Squatch Watch
Two officers who were later identified as Dee LinQ and Opal Pryce were overheard discussing their plans for the future...
