Among Us: Live at Zancudo – An Event That Even I Couldn’t Ruin
Witnessing this spectacle in action can only be described as mesmerizing. Believe me, having once been hypnotized by Chris Angel...
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LSPD Officer Carelessly Rams Innocent Bystander
Early this evening a crowd gathered at the Ft. Zancudo Airforce Base as reports came in about Officer Vi Gray...
Local Fatty Fat Fuck Can’t Stop Eating Long Enough to Give 2 Minute Interview
In what might be considered a journalistic endeavor, I recently interviewed my boss, and event organizer, Osvaldo Pingafria about his...
LOCAL HERO OFFICER RESPONDS TO WEAZEL NEWS CHAOS
In what can only be described as the pinnacle of my journalistic career, I, Travis Rashguard, owner of the barely-functioning...
Mime Vs. Clowns: What’s Even Real Anymore?
A few days ago I had the pleasure of interviewing the self-proclaimed 'Lord of Whispers'; the enigmatic leader of the...
